Main Menu





Price range: $1.75-$5.95

Coffee & Tea Selections: Choose from fresh brewed, locally roasted coffee, chai, hot chocolate, espresso, cappuccino, latte and Americanos. We offer a full assortment of flavor syrups and espresso shots.
Cold Beverages: Crankys touts the largest beer and wine selection of any bakery in Wisconsin. In addition, we offer a wide selection of sodas, boxed water and juice. Any of our coffee or tea selections can be served over ice.
Shots: Spice up your life (or take the edge off) with a Baileys or Rumchata shot in your favorite coffee drink (or plain – we don’t judge). Shots available Saturdays and Sundays only.
Syrups: Add extra flavor and zing with syrups and extra espresso.





Price range: $1.00-$2.50

We offer a wide variety of sweet and savory treats to take the cranky out of your day to start your morning right. Choose from a selection of our signature hand made doughnuts, muffins or scones – baked fresh daily and made with only the best ingredients.

Doughnuts: chocolate and vanilla raised, glazed, sprinkle, cruellers, cinnamon twist, regular chocolate and vanilla.
Filled doughnuts: raspberry with seeds, lemon curd, buttercream, fresh Bavarian cream, peanut butter chocolate cream, fancy chocolate and hoytie toytie.
Muffins: pistachio, blueberry, pumpkin, raspberry, cranberry, chocolate chip, cinnamon chip, lemon poppy seed and seasonal.
Scones: blackberry peach, raspberry, and cranberry.
Specialty Sweets: Biscotti, Scotcheroos and cookies

Available 6am-noon (or while supplies last)



Price range: $4.95-$6.95

Savor one of our fresh handmade sandwiches – guaranteed to start your morning off right. Ask about made to order options.

The Egg: Farm fresh egg and American cheese served on a toasted bagel.
The Ham: Farm fresh egg, American cheese, and Badger smoked ham on a toasted bagel.
The Bacon: Farm fresh egg, Apple wood smoked bacon on a toasted bagel.
The Sausage: Farm fresh egg, American cheese, and slow cooked breakfast sausage on a toasted bagel.
The Breakfast BLT: Apple wood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese, and mayo in a wrap.
Tomato & Three Cheese: Tomato, pepper jack and American cheese on a toasted bagel.

Additional toppings: avocado, tomato, lettuce, pepper jack or American cheese



Price range: $25.00-$35.00

Start with a base of extra virgin olive oil, and then layer your choice of fresh toppings on our handmade crust for a perfect breakfast meal. Try one of our Signature Breakfast Pizzas or Build your own.

Veggie: Mozzarella cheese, onion, tomato, spinach and mushrooms.
Meat Lovers: Mozzarella cheese, onion, bacon, tomato, sausage and Canadian bacon.

Build Your Own: Add any of the toppings to a basic or specialty pizza or simply build your own with the following toppings: cheese, onion, mozzarella, bacon, eggs, tomato, sausage, Canadian bacon, spinach or mushrooms.


Price range: $4.95-$25.00

Haute French cuisine? But of course! Our savory quiche is made from scratch daily with the freshest ingredients.

Spinach and Asiago Cheese
Canadian bacon and fresh mozzarella

Available by the slice or as an entire pie, call ahead for large quantities. Order a slice or a whole pie (serves 12)






Price range: $4.00-$10.00

Cranky’s World Famous Garlic Bread: Try our hand-made freshly baked bread bathed in garlic and butter. Available in a ½ order (serves up to 3) or full order (serves up to 6). Ramp it up by adding mozzarella.
Fried zucchini: Breaded, sliced zucchini ovals sold per ½ pound. Single order serves one to two people.
Fried mushrooms: Breaded button mushrooms friend to perfection. Single order serves one to two people.
Fried mozzarella sticks: Take Wisconsin mozzarella cheese sticks, bread them and fry them up to perfection. Single order serves one to two people.
Fried Cheese Ravioli: Yummy served with a side of marinara. Single order serves one to two people.



Price range: $4.95-$10.00

Mixed Field of Greens: Enjoy a plate of mixed greens, goat cheese, tomatoes and onion served with Susie’s homemade balsamic dressing. Kick it up with some chicken if the mood is right.
Chopped Salad: A mix of iceberg and romaine lettuce topped with grilled chicken
breast, bacon, scallions, tomatoes, blue cheese, and ditalini pasta served with Susie’s homemade creamy vinaigrette dressing.




Price range: $8.50-$22.00

All our pizzas start with our hand tossed crust drizzled with e.v.o.o and then are layered with your choice of fresh toppings. Gluten Free crust available.

Choose from the Basics, our Specialty Pizzas or Build Your Own from our choice of toppings. Available as personal (10”), medium (14”) or large (16”).

The Basics: Our basic Pizza choices are Cheese, Sausage or Pepperoni. What can we say? It’s basic, folks.

Specialty Pizzas: What makes us world famous? Our award-winning specialty pizzas.

The Cranky: Sausage and pepperoni topped with premium mozzarella cheese.
Super Cranky: Sausage, pepperoni and Canadian bacon topped with fresh premium mozzarella cheese.
Jim Bob: Sausage, mushrooms, green peppers and onions topped with fresh premium mozzarella cheese.
Chicka-Chicka: Juicy grilled chicken, barbeque sauce, and freshly sliced red onion topped with premium mozzarella cheese.
Mike’s Meatball Special: Handmade meatballs and freshly sliced red onion topped with parmesan and premium mozzarella cheese.
Freshtable: Fresh mushrooms, onions, green pepper, tomato, organic baby spinach and garlic topped with premium mozzarella cheese.
Al-o-ha: Canadian bacon and pineapple topped with premium mozzarella cheese.
Nikki-Knak: Artichoke hearts, goat cheese and fresh garlic topped with premium mozzarella cheese.
Fab Five: Premium mozzarella, ricotta, asiago, romano and blue cheese.
Susie’s Special: Baby organic spinach, ricotta and fresh garlic topped with premium mozzarella and romano cheese.
Al-bino: Sliced tomatoes, fresh garlic and Italian seasoning topped with premium mozzarella cheese.

Build Your Own: Add any of the toppings to a basic or specialty pizza or simply build your own. Choose from the following additional toppings:

Cheese: Mozzarella, asiago, ricotta, romano, goat cheese, blue cheese.
Meat: Chicken, sausage, pepperoni, meatballs, Canadian bacon, anchovies
Veggies: mushrooms, onions, green peppers, tomato, garlic, baby organic spinach, black olives, green olives, artichoke heart, jalapeno peppers
Fruit: pineapple

Topping prices range from $1.00-$2.00 per additional topping.




Price range from $10.95-15.00

I think we explained this already, but if you weren’t paying attention, we’ll say it again. Cranky’s is in Wauwatosa. Wauwatosa is in Wisconsin. Wisconsinites eat fried foods on Fridays, therefore Cranky’s offers THE BEST Friday Fries….ever!

Fish Fry: Fried cod, fresh slaw, rye bread and fries.
Chicken Fry: Hand breaded fried chicken and fries
Shrimp Fry: Fried shrimp, fresh slaw, rye bread and fries.


Friday and Saturday Night Specials

Cranky Burger:  Tri-tip, Brisket, Angus Beef Blend patty. Served with tomato, onion, american cheese, and lettuce. Served on a delicious toasted brioche bun.

Cranky Wings:  Fresh Jumbo Wings Fried and Grilled to Perfection. Choose between five homemade sauces.

  • Garlic B.B.Q
  • Guiness B.B.Q
  • Garlic Parmesan
  • Orange Teriyaki
  • Buffalo


Price: $7.99 per lb
Cranky’s is in Wauwatosa. Wauwatosa is in Wisconsin. Therefore, Cranky’s offers hot ham and rolls on Sundays. Orders are available for pick up on Sundays only between 6:00am-12:-00pm. Check our Facebook page for additional special offers.