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Frequently Asked Questions
(By Customers)
- Is Al really cranky? —yes
- Does Al really yell at people in line at the store? —yes
- Is Al kidding when he yells? —sometimes
- Does Al have hair under his hat? —yes
- Does Susie ever not wear a hat? —no
- Does Susie have hair under her hat? —yes
- Does Susie ever yell at customers? —No, just Al
- How can Susie and Cranky stand working together? —They can't.
- How do we deal with the long hours? —Al naps; Susie doesn't.
- Who is really the boss? —no comment
- Do you love what you do? —it's the best job on the planet!
Questions We Will Ask You
(When ordering bakery and coffee)
- Small, Medium or Large?
- Do you want cream in your coffee?
- Do you want cream?
- I said, do you want cream?
- Skim or whole milk for your fancy?
- Whipped cream on that drink?
- How many doughnuts today? Any bigger items, muffins or fritters?
- Bag or box?
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